"Google, I love you" and other irrelevant sentences

One of the search engine hits on my blog in the last week, one that stood out among the usual stalking acquaintances and mutton curry lovers and beer lovers and hair cut review searchers, is someone who is looking for "sexy aunties near Lalbagh". I googled it myself, and it is a really irrelevant hit that takes you to Weekend Wanderings (which I have been meaning to update for ages now). I have not laughed so hard in days.. In the last couple of days.

I have been meaning to do a post on boredom (the not-fancy equivalent of insouciance, as discussed in previous chapters) and how it is the only thing in the world that scares me to death because it makes me do really weird things. I accepted myself like this many years ago. I am only thankful for the few people who get me and still love me :P

So. The bottomline is that suddenly I am fine. In spite of myself. In spite of the heat. Bring on holi, ladies and gentlemen. Have a really good one!

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The Google Story

I have been meaning to do this for a while now. I am in a horrible mood and my new sunshine yellow kurta isn't helping right now, with PMS doing its bit and all. So don't expect a masterpiece. Ah well! If you actually read this blog, you are not used to masterpieces anyway. (And with that, I think I am going to lose all my 4 readers and 1 troll :D)

So. This list is of some of the search keywords that led people to this blog in the last 1 year. I wanted this to be a funny post. But I am not feeling too funny today. And for some strange reason I am dying to put this here today. Because I may not survive today. And like they say in Bihar, if you die with an unfulfilled wish, your following life is that of a donkey (gadha janam, they call it). My life right now is not VERY different. But I don't like how donkeys look.

I am not sure why I talk so much. Here you go..

Tamanna Mishra - I have no idea why or who someone would google me. I do it all the time (ahem!) but why would someone else do it? What the hell. I feel really important :P

Who is Tamanna Mishra - Used Google for the first time, didn't you, Hunter? Did you find out? Do you like what you see? :P

My memory is failing me - And what can Google do about it? Or me? Try some 30+ capsules instead!

Ishqiya krishna verma spoiler ending - what??? I have no idea what you are talking about. I will pretend it was Naseeruddin Shah, or Arshad Warsi if you will, frantically hunting for something. This has been hunted for 27 times already!

Mutton curry recipe Bihari - Heh heh! The unimaginable has happened. From the unmarriageable type, now people read my recipes on the blog. Ahem. I am a fast learner I say! This one especially makes me proud :P

Be pendi ka lota means what in english - So, you don't speak English? AND you can't speak Hindi, clearly. Rapidex needed much?

Feeling peaceful in a city - You are? And you are sure it is not a town in the Himalayas instead? Drop a line? Sigh!

How to resolve a domestic squable - My blog doesn't even hint at what needs to be done. Email me. Let me explain ;) And while we are at it, let me also tell you the correct spelling of "squable" on email today?

Inspiration for dangling conversation - All I can say is you don't exactly need inspiration. Just go with the flow. My blog won't teach you a thing about this. Try Facebook instead :P Unless of course you want to know what inspired my favourite S&G number. That can be categorized as gyaan. And that, my friend, you will NOT find here. Ever.

Tamanna Mishra food/ Kathal ki sabzi/ Tamanna Mishra food review - 1. I am famous :P 2. Food. Me. I know. I know.

Neha Thakur - I am very disappointed. Neha Thakur (the one I know that is) writes like a dream. I am not even close. Do NOT confuse me with her. And do NOT rub it in :P

Peaceful easy feeling clogspot - Misplaced sarcasm. Or just a typo? :D

Sattu/ raju srivastav/ Patna ka afternoon temperature/ Notre Dame Patna - And one more time. Yes I am a Bihari!

Weather Bangalore - And yes. One more time. I am extremely repetitive. And not just on the blog :P

Marshall Goldsmith - Looking for my husband instead? I don't exactly talk about this Mr Goldsmith as much I endure monologues about him :P

Disclaimer: This blog is no longer on the radar. Fancy that sounded. I just mean I THINK you can no longer find it on Google. I THINK I have managed to change the settings correctly. Drop a line if you find out I am wrong.

Celebrity hits

I think I can safely assume that Ajay Devgan read the review I wrote for Rajneeti. How do I know? I got a search engine hit with keywords "Ajay Devgan".

Now who apart from Ajay Devgan himself would go past the 1st page searching for Ajay Devgan of all people? I don't even know which page my blog appears on if you google for Ajay Devgan. I didn't have the patience to go beyond the first page of search results. Don't get me wrong, I like a lot of his characters. But he doesn't seem like the kind of actor anybody would hunt so frantically for, does he?

So yes, I am assuming (read sure) Ajay Devgan read my blog. Mr Devgan, do you like what you see? :P